Monday, March 7, 2022

What place are you in? Joke

If you are running in a race and pass the person in second place, what position are you in?

Second place. If you guessed first place, the person in first place is still there. But I’m sure you’re catching up.

What do pirates drive?

What do pirates call a long way? Faaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr. What do pirates wish upon? A staaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr. Where do pirates go to drink? The baaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. What do pirate drive? A caaaaa.....no they drive ships...

What Do You Put In A Toaster? Priming Trick

Ask someone to: Spell "roast." Spell "coast." Spell "most."

Then ask them: What do you put in a toaster?

(The answer, is "bread.")

or 

If you put roast in a roaster, what do you put in toaster?

Switch between thumb up on one hand and extended little finger on the other hand

 Example

Saturday, March 5, 2022

Point to your thumbs up. Now switch

 Example

Example Comedy Routine

1000 and add 40 to it Puzzle

Note: This riddle must be done IN YOUR HEAD ONLY and NOT using paper and a pen.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it.

Now add another 1000.

Now add 30.

Another 1000.

Now add 20.

Now add another 1000.

Now add 10.

What is the total?


Answer

Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!

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Wednesday, March 2, 2022

What Do You Do At A Green Light? Priming Trick

You say: “Spell MOP.”
Person: “M-O-P”
You: “Spell HOP.”
Person: “H-O-P”
You: “Spell TOP.”
Person: “T-O-P!”
You: “What do you do at a green light?”
Person: “Stop!”
You: Smile and wait for the facepalm.


Ask the class to spell the word “POTS” along with you. This works best as a call and response:Instructor: P-O-T-S Class: P-O-T-S
Instructor: P-O-T-S Class: P-O-T-S
(repeat 5/6 times)
Immediately ask the class: “What do you do at a green light?”

What Do Cows Drink? Priming Trick

Ask someone to say SILK 5 times. They will go:
SILK
SILK
SILK
SILK
SILK
Now ask them: “What does the cow drink?
‘MILK’ will be the swift answer they provide!

Yes/Eyes Priming Trick

Questions: What does y, e, s spell?

Answer: yes

Question: What does e, y, e, s spell?

Answer: e-yes

Something that can be said but not written.

 One answer is the sentence “the English language has three was to write (to, too, two).”